Games Night (or day, whatever)
Play is not a luxury; it’s an essential part of being human. This offering is an invitation to step out of seriousness for a while and into something lighter, more connected, and genuinely fun. Boardgames are a brilliant way to break the ice, spark conversation, and share a few laughs without pressure or expectations. You show up, we play, and the rest takes care of itself.
If you can’t remember the last time you played a boardgame, you are overdue and you need this.
If you love boardgames but don’t have anyone to play with at the moment because everyone’s always so god damn busy, you need this.
If you have been thinking about seeing me for my other services, but you’re feeling nervous and want to create a low-pressure social situation in which to meet me before taking the plunge, this is great for that too!
If you hate boardgames, why are you even reading this? Come on man I can only do so much, at some point you need to stop rage-baiting yourself. Click away from this page immediately!
Is he gone? Okay good, anyway so here’s the deal. I bring the boardgames, the snacks, and the know-how. I am passionate about this mode of play and I’m a patient and kind teacher. Whether you’re brand new, a bit rusty, or quietly competitive. I’ll explain the rules clearly, keep things flowing, and help choose games that suit the mood and your tastes. I can absolutely throw down with some Magic the Gathering, or we can play a silly, fast-paced short-round game like Exploding Pigeon.
We can launch into an ongoing, complicated campaign of Gloomhaven (or Gloomhaven spin-offs) or pull you into a one-off scenario if you would like to have a taster without fully committing to a new life together.
You are also welcome to bring your favourite game and teach it to me!
If one-on-one isn’t your vibe, you’re very welcome to split the cost and bring a friend along, or invite me to a games night that needs one more person. I’m also happy to invite one or more of my gorgeous friends to join us and make it a small group Games Night. That’s when the fun really ramps up! I even have a cute friend that can DM a DnD one-shot for us, and I know another cutie that can provide Auslan interpreting.
This type of session is a non-sexual, friendly, playful activity-based hang out with games and snacks provided.
Prices:
2~ Hours: $600
3~ Hours: $800
4~ Hours (Serious game time e.g. 2 rounds of Gloomhaven): $950
Mixing Boardgames with Pleasure
These sessions are priced differently to my usual offerings because they’re intentionally simple and clearly boundaried. We’re here to play games, chat, snack, and enjoy ourselves – not to blur lines.
If you’d like a session that includes boardgames alongside physical or emotional intimacy, I’m very happy to do that, but regular rates apply. Strip poker requests very welcome but require a standard priced booking.
