Availability

Scroll down past my rant to see my April and May schedules. In addition to the locations listed, I also offer FMTY bookings and hotel outcalls. Reach out to discuss.

Please note that some days require a notice to be able to make a booking. This does not mean that I will be available short notice on the days that don’t. I may already have bookings, or I may have no bookings planned and decide to take the day for myself.

A lot of people tend to think that sexworkers see a dozen people a day and are just laying about in their lingerie waiting for the next enquiry. This is not the case at all. I usually see 3-5 people a week (as does every other independent SW I know). In between, I live my life, do admin, run errands, catch up with friends and family, go to the movies, go on adventures, exercise, eat, prepare food, getting a mani-pedi or a massage, going to appointments, gardening, reading a book, meditating, journaling and any number of things that a human is want to do. One of the reasons I chose this job so that I wouldn’t be chained to a desk. If it doesn’t look like I’m going to have a booking for the day, I’m going to make the most of my day in other ways, which may mean I need a few hours notice to get back to my incall and into my lingerie, or may mean I become completely unavailable that day. If you want to guarantee being able to see me, you need to book ahead.

If you want to run your luck on a same day appointment, you are absolutely welcome to message me, the worst you’ll get is a no. As long as you take my no on face value, we are all good and you can either book ahead or try again another day. You can also keep an eye on my IG or Bluesky feed for announcements about short-notice availability for days I am more likely to be available same-day.

The times that I am listed as “Available Now” on Directories or Social Media, I am still likely to be out and about and generally need to travel back to my incall, have a shower, get dressed and prepare my room for your arrival. NOW actually means that I can make myself available within 1-2 hours. This is standard within the industry and not a weird quirky thing I am doing. If you need something sooner than that, there are plenty of reputable brothels around that actually do have hotties sitting around in their lingerie waiting for you.

For those that feel an itch to advise me on business practices at this time – know that I’ve already done the legwork on this and my work-life balance is more important to me than the potential to get one more booking. Additionally, I find short-notice horny boys to be the least desirable of all clients. There is a strong correlation between being a short-notice horny boy and being a bit of a cunt, so I don’t structure my business around trying to get those types of bookings.

I am seeking to connect with people who respect me and my time, and also respect their own time. People that are intentional with their life and schedule, and prioritise their self-care. These people are more present with me when they are in the room. These people are intent on connecting with the experience and with me, making the most of it. The conversations flow easier, the sex is hotter, the vibes are better.

I know if you’re reading this you are probably not one of the problematic guys anyway, they don’t tend to read much. I want to reassure you that I am absolutely fine with receiving requests for same-day bookings. I just might not be available immediately or at all, even if my calendar says I am. But if I say I am not available and someone responds “awwww babe not even for 15 minutes sadfaceemoji,” I’m just going to block them and carry on.

There is nothing more repellant to me than boundary-questioning Sad-Little-Baby-uWu energy, and I block several of these a week. There’s so many gross dudes out there, so us SWs are very weary of new enquiries and need you to put the effort in so that we feel safe, and also so you don’t get blocked straight out of the gate. My screening procedures do a very good job of filtering my clientele and one of those is not being available in 5 minutes time.